no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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