did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
ttyl tear gas
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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