Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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