In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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