Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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