If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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