Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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