But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
operation harelip BJ is a go
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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