i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My bed smells like the plague
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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