she was so not down for the gang bang
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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