Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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