at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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