Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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