Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Randomize
