No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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