I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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