you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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