if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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