it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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