i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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