How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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