I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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