well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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