What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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