Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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