it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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