White coat. Heels.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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