So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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