...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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