WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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