Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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