your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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