we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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