Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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