I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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