I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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