We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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