8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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