States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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