just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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