I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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