I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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