Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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