He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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