he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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