so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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