I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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