Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You're a waste of cheezeits
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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