he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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