I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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