dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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