it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Watching her eat just hurts me
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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