What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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